The Upcoming Blackberry Watch
Pfft, you think that’s impressive? The upcoming Blackberry watch isn’t just gold plated - it will weigh over 5kg - 2 of which are precious bauxite.
Blackberry Watch Guy: Check out this bad boy!
U2? No way. The Blackberry watch will come pre-loaded with a spoken word William Shatner album.
Blackberry Watch: You wanna sleep with common people?
The upcoming Blackberry watch uses text-to-speech to shout all of your notifications at you. This is not optional.
Blackberry Watch: Remember your butt medicine!