Cube Drone First 75 Comics


#41

PC Master Race

Yes but where is the punchline, past Curtis? Did you forget that jokes need to have punchlines?

My TV is always powered by a gaming PC with the font-size cranked up.


#42

Tagging

HA HA BECAUSE TAGGING CAN ALSO MEAN GRAFFITI guuuuuh you see why I have these comics hidden, now, right?


#43

Curtis is Bad At Handling Criticism

I’m still pretty childish about criticism. This is not a part of my personality that has improved over time. If I ever get legit popular, I’ll have to learn to shake stuff off better.


#44

Orange Box

This turned out not to be the case.

Also for like three weeks I had Cube Drone wearing this shitty “hashbrowns” pun shirt.


#45

JSConf

A bunch of people went to JSConf. But not me. Sure sounds like they had fun.

When I eventually went to JSConf US, years later, it was a lot of fun, but I spent the whole time coding, because I am a crazy person.

That mug is a reference to Fix Up Look Sharp by Dizzee Rascal - but before you start attributing street cred to me unfairly, I only know about it because of its presence in the soundtrack to DJ Hero where they mix it with Genesis by Justice, which is legitimately excellent.


#46

A Thing That Was Actually Said By a Real Human Being

FOX News talking heads make me angry, but I took this off the website because it had exactly jack shit to do with technology - also, just because a talking head said one particular stupid thing doesn’t mean that anybody remembers that thing or what it was, now.


#47

Accumulation

I drank a LOT of coffee at iQMetrix.


#48

The Often Inscrutable Motivation of Programmers

I looked at how inefficient this would actually be and it turns out the answer is ‘massively’.

Also, do you see why crossing speech bubbles is a bad idea?


#49

Hungarian Notation

This is a cheap joke. Boo.


#50

Buccaneering

This is not an exciting comic.


#51

Backronym

There’s a whole bunch of comics, here, in the mid-fourties, that are just terrible. These aren’t funny and don’t deserve to even be on the website. But here they are, for the sake of completeness.


#52

Citizen Surveillance

I’m easily distracted.


#53

Sususudo

I legitimately love me some Phil Collins. Even his garbage songs, like sususudio.


#54

Ugh.

I seriously gotta keep a lid on those stupid programming puns.


#55

Every Keurig Pod The Same

I was drinking a lot of those Keurig Pods. They mostly tasted exactly the same, although I liked to pretend that Donut Shop was somehow better than the others.


#56

Miscommunicated Joke

See, because the joke is supposed to be about binary…


#57

The Wheel Of Tech Trends

come on Dart come on Dart

aw dang


#58

ll111 and ll1ll

THE JOKE IS THAT THESE ARE VERY BAD VARIABLE NAMES


#59

Awful Tech Joke Saturdays

This tradition didn’t make it even one week


#60

Paranoia

Lain likes her privacy. That may also explain why she always wears a huge coat.