Hey, did you know: this site has a secret comics archive? "Not much of a secret", you say, because you're reading about it here?
Those things are both true!
Hidden deep within this site are hundreds of old comics that aren't quite classy enough to be included in the main website!
"How do I get access to this secret comics archive" you might ask - the answer is, you have to earn Trust Level 2, "Member" status on this forum that we're currently on. So create an account and get to interactin', ya hear!
Are you currently subscribed to me on Patreon? Send me a Patreon message with your user ID on this forum and I will bump you up to Member status right quick! Also, have you ever poured me a beer in real life? The same offer stands!
Some people might also mention the existence of a double secret mega-archives for users who have been around even longer. These people are lying to you. No such double-secret mega-archives exists.